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Have someone who is posting something you don't like? Someone say something
to you that you take offense at? Get them knocked off of the net with Jamie Baillie's very own LART-O-MATIC.
First, we need a little information from you. Otherwise, we cannot tailor
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<option value="2">Web</option>
<option value="3">Just for the heck of it</option>
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body of the email (be sure to alter the headers to make it look incriminating!). If you selected newsgroup, enter a newsgroup message. Or if it's just
for the heck of it, just say what you think makes the person deserve to get LARTed. After all, you're Jamie, you don't need a reason!
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Now, please tell us what you don't like about the content posted above:
<input type="checkbox" name="defamatory">defamatory
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<input type="checkbox" name="libelous">libelous
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<input type="checkbox" name="copyright">copyright violation
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<input type="checkbox" name="myname">they said my name
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And, finally, what would you like the recipient to do about it?
<input type="checkbox" name="action_demand">demand they take the offending content down
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<input type="checkbox" name="action_terminate">terminate the offender's account <br >
<input type="checkbox" name="action_hitman">send over a hitman
Congratulations, you should be all done. Now, just click on submit, and
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